Sneeking McDonald’s into the movies
"We’re pirates! I love heroes but I don’t wanna be one! Do you know what heroes are? Say there is a chunk of meat. Pirates will have a banquet and eat it but heroes will share it with other people. I want all the meat!”
She was involved in a tragic lawn mower accident. Thank you.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
Note to all of the people who find themselves attracted to Rin.
He is not picky and attracted to you too.
[[blushing in the distance]]
[[already planning wedding in the distance]]